Choaniki (Best)

Roughly translating as 'Super Big Brother', this is the closest you get to the Village People on a console. Highly imaginative, very wacky digitised graphics to the point where you'll wonder if shiitake are the only mushrooms the creators have been having in their miso soup. Two protector power ups in the form of muscle men or angels form protective orbs around the ship to aid your progress. Never a dull moment in this blaster with a cult following.